Thursday, October 7, 2010

AMOG practice

If you're having trouble "AMOG-ing" than try it on cashiers. Its a great opportunity to practice because you don't risk much, except maybe a burger in our face. But that's only if you act like a dick :P.

Go to a fast food restaurant and make VERY SPECIFIC ORDERS. Stand straight, never loose eye contact and be FIRM. If you're ordering chicken, ask for your favorite part, and don't leave until you get what you want. Don't be afraid to get angry, cos thats what alpha males need to do once in a while.

Leaving the store after AMOG-ing the cashier give me a great boost of confidence, and I'm sure it will to all of you as well.

Nothing against you, cashiers. Most of you are just too easy ;)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

This is pick up :)

http://www.mehow.tv/video/indexFull.php , check out the videos ;).

The 3 Ts in making out.

I have a friend, lets call her... Jean, who I think is making slow progress with her guy. I invited her over for a walk around my neighborhood yesterday, where she attempted to tell me about her "escapades."

I was sincerely unimpressed although, I am happy that "it" did escalate to a certain point. Her "make out" story would barely fit the definition of "making out." So I described the criteria of "make out" for her, and came up with this :)

The 3 Ts:

1) Time: It has to be at least more than a minute.

2) Tongue: Self explanatory.

3) Touch: I think this is a very important part of making out. Take a look at the picture above. The guy's hands are PERFECTLY placed. One on the neck, and one on her waist. I bet you that, that girl is LOVING IT. You can tell by the way shes grabbing his head, as if she's saying, "GIVE ME MORE." Feels good because she's feeling protected, secure and embraced. In other words, trusted ;).

Kissing without any touching might feel awkward, so to all you P.U.A's out there, remember to touch ;). Thanks to Jean for inspiring me to come up with such genius-ness :D. Playsafe Jean ;).

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sibling Dominance.


I have younger brothers. They have the balls to fuck with me sometimes. Until I discovered PUA and it's A.M.O.G tactics. But I found that it was too harsh for my bros, and didn't improve relations in the long run. So I patented my own style.

I find that push and pull is a friendly way to control siblings. Yes, P.U.A knowledge should apply to ALL aspects of your life, simply because it can ;). So here's how I do it:

Step 1: Act nice, help out with homework and stuff. Offer to do his/her laundry. Or simply talk :).

Step 2: Act like a bitch. Say thing like, "you're an idiot," "stupid." Act like a boss man/woman. And don't be afraid to ask for small favours ;).

Step 3: Repeat from step one.

This push and pull cycle pushes them "off". They can't be mean because you're being nice, and when you act like a bitch, they remember the moment when you were "nice" and try to maintain good relations.

Note that when I say bitch, don't go all out. Tone it down a little xD. I advise you not to try this with older siblings. Respect, nuff said.

The result of sibling push and pull will usually result in greater respect for you. Just remember that family is important, they are the ones you turn to when things go wrong with life. They do not have to be blood related. You can consider very close friends as family. I also have a non-blood family of my own. Love them to bits :). So try not to go overboard with the AMOG tactics with them. Makes you look like an ass if you persist.

Today I am closer with my brothers. They respect me, and because of that, I respect them. Thank you Mystery and Style :).

If you're the youngest child, too bad :P. Playsafe ;).

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Girls know :P.


Went for a walk last midnight, my neighborhood is serene, everything slows down after midnight, even the dogs :). I was in a hyped state, so I decided to call a random friend and, talk abit :). I'm known for my random phone calls xD.

So I talked to a cute girl I knew, for around 30 minutes. Interesting talk :/. Had fun but it was challenging, because I think she was nervous. Remember mates, if a girl is acting weird around you, chances are that she's nervous, and you haven't fucked up yet. So chill and stack forward :). I find it difficult to deal with nervous women though :/. If you have any tips to deal with nervous women please send them to : ariespua_69@hotmail.com

By the end of the walk, I realized, I've been bashed by push and pull! YES, PUSH and PULL(google it) comes to most girls naturally. They'll act nice and "interested" (almost too interested) then suddenly act like a bitch. Sending mixed signals to the opposite sex drives them nuts! Trust me I've been on both ends xD.

Its a form of shit test. To pass this test, you must remain unphased throughout her test. Always treat her the same way, no matter how nice or how shitty she acts towards you. Unless you wanna do abit of push and pull yourself ;).

Do not let anyone change your state of mind (while sarging), even other men.

Looking forward to another goodnight, Playsafe, and I missed you yesterday :). <--- wish this was Blue and Purple, but Blogger wouldn't let me xD

How to tell if a guy just wanked.

Squeeze his thighs, if he jumps and/or squeals he recently wanked xD.

Bravo mate.


I like how he creates intrigue :).
Your internet better be fast, you don't wanna miss this :P.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Special secret to success.

It's all about timing. You could be the smoothest talker in the world but if you're impatient I think you're screwed.

When most guys first number close a cute girl, they have the temptation to call and/or text her daily. Resist that temptation! Time your interactions wisely, whether in person or not. Remember, the greatest gift you can give to a person is the gift of missing you ;).

Yeah, there's a special phone game technique, but I'm not gonna explain it here, cause you can Google it :P, and I've got dinner guests xD.

Gnite mates, Playsafe ;).


Friday, October 1, 2010

How to fuck up a friendship.

Lend or borrow money to and/or from a friend(s). An easy way to fuck up a relationship. TRY NOT to ask for money, especially from a girl. Makes you look like a needy looser. If you really need a loan go to the bank :P.

Try not to give away money either. Some people forget and when you want to ask for your money back, they might go:

"Did you lend me money?" Then you say yes and he or she says no and things get ugly. See how fucked up that is?

Oh, that reminds me. Ever see those movies where guys pick up girls by offering to buy them a drink? Don't do that. Chances are they'll say no. And it's cliche :P. Buy them a drink later in the interaction as a reward, for being cool :D.

Playsafe, thx for reading :).